gaycano 

It's similar to a volcano. Only instead of lava it erupts huge amounts of gay.

Microsoft's new multiracial ad campaign is a total gaycano.

The barista's gaycano went off the second he started to speak.

gaycano by sufferpuppet September 23, 2009

Gaycanthropy

To suddenly turn gay the same way you would turn into a werewolf.

Person 1: You heard about john? I think he turned gay.
Person 2: Oh my god, he was a lumberjack this morning! This is the third Gaycanthropy this month!

Gaycanthropy by Sleep-o-lax January 24, 2009

gaytano 

Literally the most annoying person I've ever met. He swears that he's good at jiu jitsu but he's not. If he could he would grow his hair out like Rapunzel's. He just smokes and does dumb shit. He always waits for someone else to give him the answers to homework. He eats cup noodle at all times of day. He has like seven girlfriends and they're in a poly-amorous relationship.

"Who's that goth kid sitting in the corner?"
"That's Gaytano."
"Ooooh that makes sense why he hissed at me."

gaytano by memelord6969420 November 15, 2018

Gaycan 

adj.

1. Used to describe a Gay Canadian.
or
2. Used to describe large collection of gay Canadians.

"John, you're such a gaycan."

"Wow Tim, I've never seen so many gaycans in one room!"

Gaycan by AwakenedPotato December 9, 2008