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Gaysplosion 

Gaysplosions are a naturally occurring phenomnon that occurrs around internet forums whenever the words 'Gay Rights' are used in a sentence.

They occur like crop circles and are naturally populated by large groups of people wearing big floppy clown shoes and debating about shit they have no idea about.
Ellen posted on my web forum and started a gaysplosion. All these douche bags started talking about genetics and shit and began wearing clown shoes. It was shit yo.
Gaysplosion by Lord Deathtime June 28, 2010
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gayspicious 

to suspect someone is gay before they have come out of the closet
I'm gayspicious of any guy that wears that much pink.
gayspicious by i'msoclever March 6, 2010

Gyspyville kiss 

Male takes a shit, while female sucks his warrior gracefully enjoying the moment together.
Alice gave me a gyspyville kiss last night...
Gyspyville kiss by BigG91 June 22, 2021
(GAY-speek)n. communication between homosexual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm
Tod: "Hey Queen. Don't you look lovely today"
Ted: "Thank you Miss Thing! I do don't I?"
Tim: "You two are a real mess."
Tod: "What's her problem? Didn't get any last night?"
Ted: "Whatever! The bitch thinks she's all that..."
Tim: "You girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. You sound like a couple of black women."
Tad: "You know what they say honey: Trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer."
Tim and Tod: "Thank you honey!"
gayspeak by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
somebody who likes other boys but has a cover up and flirts with every girl to cover up
gay spy by Sonny April 4, 2003

The gyspy king 

The gyspy king is back to smash every dosser in the boxing ring and teach them how to box like real men.
The gyspy king is back.
The gyspy king by Tac B November 26, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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