Gaysplain

V: The action of telling your son he is gay.

NnEarlier I had to gaysplain to my son how he is a queer.

by IPitFukOnYou July 17, 2016

Gaysplain

(Of a homosexual) to explain (something) to someone, typically a heterosexual, in a manner regarded as condescending, overconfident, and often inaccurate or oversophisticated manner.

Guy 1: Can you not gaysplain politics to me? Thanks.
Guy 2: Well, it seems like you needed to hear it firsthand.

by hello_imded October 5, 2021

Gwynplaine

A character in the novel 'The Man Who Laughs' by Victor Hugo about a man called Gwynplaine who had his face disfigured into a laughing mask as a child and falls in love with a blind girl called Dea.

Gwynplaine is described as having a fine, athletic body, but a terrible face yet he is one of the sweetest men in literature therefore, the term Gwynplaine is used to describe inner beauty particularly about men.

He certainly is a gwynplaine.

by ThatWriterGirl November 23, 2010

gradsplain

gradsplain: when a grad student reads one or two books then feels the need to (mis)explain any and every academic concept to everyone they interact with, mostly to tell said people that they are somehow wrong about their own thoughts, opinions, and/or experiences.

Gradsplainers do not generally care even if those they interact with have superior training, experience, schooling, or degrees.

Cindy: See, the thing is, according to my thesis and this article I just found, you are totally wrong about (insert Marxism, feminism, socialism, capitalism, ableism, racism, string theory, quantum physics, Dr. Who, etc.)

John: First, I teach this class. Second, I wrote the article you cite. Stop gradsplaining to me.

by fauxpow April 6, 2016

Giosplaining

When you explain a meme, thus removing any and all elements of humor from said joke

Ethan: I dont get why these moth memes are considered funny
Gio: You see, the moth memes are funny because the moth likes light. So, therefore, any allusions to a light source arouse the moths. XD
Ethan: Wow, now it's even less funny. Thanks for giosplaining it to me.

by BIG MAN MALOOF October 29, 2018

gunsplaining

Correction of technical inaccuracies or clarification of conflated or incorrect terms related to firearms.

Clarifying the difference between semi-automatic and fully automatic is gunsplaining.

by Winston Smith4570 May 11, 2018

goysplaining

When Gentiles lecture Jews about Jewish matters. Analogous to mansplaining.

"Actually, Arabs are Semites too..."
-"Cmon Fritz, stop the goysplaining already"."

by Gēhā Pikāru April 21, 2017