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(GAY-speek)n. communication between homosexual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm

Tod: "Hey Queen. Don't you look lovely today"
Ted: "Thank you Miss Thing! I do don't I?"
Tim: "You two are a real mess."
Tod: "What's her problem? Didn't get any last night?"
Ted: "Whatever! The bitch thinks she's all that..."
Tim: "You girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. You sound like a couple of black women."
Tad: "You know what they say honey: Trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer."
Tim and Tod: "Thank you honey!"
by Nedd Ludd September 30, 2005
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crappy fucking talk used by losers who never see the sun, have annoying voices, and PwN nOoBs in counterstrike. example: www.pwned.nl
zeal whatever the fuck your name is: ROFL LOOK AT ME 1 34T 5-1T \003!?!@>#<!$@!!!11
by NaotaXL August 25, 2004
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dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`
<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003
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ALso known as leet speak, an art that takes normal words and replaces the leter with ASCII characters that resemble the letters of the word
1337 - leet
Roxor - |20><0|2
by *********** March 29, 2003
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Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.
5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!
by Tha guy April 24, 2005
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Also known as netspeak, it aint gay, jus because someone has pissed you off by talking in it and you cant understand it doesnt make it gay.

so in short:

5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!!
I kin speak 1337 n u cant, u uneducated n00bs!
by Zeal valentine November 12, 2003
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