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The act of being habitually late.
Q: Where is he?
A: He’ll be here in about 20-minutes, he’s on gay time.
gay time by SF Guy February 11, 2006
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a time meaning "when-i'm-ready-o'clock." usually running about a half hour late.
"When's John going to arrive?"
"He said he'd be here at two, but he's on gay time, but he probably won't show until three."
gay time by slc2013 August 5, 2009

gay old time 

What Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were having when Wilma and Betty were out
We'll have a yabba dabba doo time

A dabba doo time

We'll have a gay old time!
gay old time by JCJ August 29, 2006

gay old time 

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.
1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.
gay old time by Rory December 18, 2004

gay old time 

A phrase that I'd badly like to use without being accused of being a homophobe.
Person #1: We'll have a gay old time!
Person #2: HOMOPHOBE!

gay old time 

see lemonparty. When gay old men have a gay old time.
My grandpa had a gay old time with other grandpas in my bed, daddy!
gay old time by Smoky McBongwater September 13, 2008

Part-Time Gay 

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay
billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.
Part-Time Gay by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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