Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of
marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.
Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a
teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or
girls?
It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley,
Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker,
George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a
cock in his mouth".