Gay Test

When one watches male on male porn for the entirety of the video. If at the end of the video you feel as if it was a disgusting experience, you're probably straight. If you were at least slightly attracted, well... You get the point.

Guy: "Bro, I watched San Andreas and I kept thinking how hot and muscular Dwayne Johnson is."
His Friend: "Maybe you should take the gay test"

by Enrique Goldberg April 6, 2016

gay test

A girl attractive enough that only a gay guy would not have sex with her.

She isn't the hottest girl in the world, but she is a gay test.

by Justincarl January 28, 2015

am i gay test

a commonly used google search by gay people who are either in denial, questioning or need re-assurance

person 1: omg are you gay
person 2: idk but i took an am i gay test and it said i was

by a narcissistic arse bitch July 17, 2021

Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.

We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.

by Discressionlisp McNamaste June 29, 2011

Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

by I got you back September 20, 2009