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gawty
joe- there are cookies in this tin
alex- oh thanks
*alex looks inside cookie tin and realizes there are no cookies. alex will remember that
joe- hah gawty
alex- oh thanks
*alex looks inside cookie tin and realizes there are no cookies. alex will remember that
joe- hah gawty
gawty by ManChildat31 January 18, 2021
gawdy butt
Raw ass cheeks caused by improper cleansing followed by strenuouis activity. Often assotiated with Swamp Ass or other afflictions of excess ass moisture.
gawdy butt by Echo Da Wizz March 4, 2009
Gawth
Gawth by Madcow8686 September 29, 2005
Garty
The King of Simps
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
gawth
A way of spelling goth often used to make fun of those who beleive that they are one. Used by people making fun of people who think they are goth.
Used to call one's self goth in a sarcastic manner in order to make fun of poseur goths.
Used to call one's self goth in a sarcastic manner in order to make fun of poseur goths.
Gawy
Old diddler/pedophile gym teacher who wears short shorts and makes wierd facial expressions towards children, asks young girls for lipchap in high voices and gets really pissed off when you hit him in the face with a basketball.
Girl 1: My gym teacher asked me for lip chap today so I threw a basketball at him. Then he swore at me and kicked the basketball at the wall.
Girl 2:Wow hes such a Gawy.
Girl 2:Wow hes such a Gawy.
Gawy by Gawy's Fan Club July 20, 2010
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