joe- there are cookies in this tin
alex- oh thanks
*alex looks inside cookie tin and realizes there are no cookies. alex will remember that
joe- hah gawty
Raw ass cheeks caused by improper cleansing followed by strenuouis activity. Often assotiated with Swamp Ass or other afflictions of excess ass moisture.
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Old diddler/pedophile gym teacher who wears short shorts and makes wierd facial expressions towards children, asks young girls for lipchap in high voices and gets really pissed off when you hit him in the face with a basketball.
Girl 1: My gym teacher asked me for lip chap today so I threw a basketball at him. Then he swore at me and kicked the basketball at the wall.
Girl 2:Wow hes such a Gawy.