Definitions by Zi

fucktard 

A stupid word stupid freshmen use because they're stupid.

stupid freshmen: ur a fucktard
not stupid non-freshmen: You're an idiot.

fucktard by Zi October 28, 2004

hamster 

A species of rodent soon to inherit the earth after our demise

I saw a hamster plotting my death yesterday

hamster by Zi October 3, 2004

schrödinger's cat 

A hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity.

Schrödinger's cat is dead.
Schrödinger's cat is not dead.

schrödinger's cat by Zi October 3, 2004

emote 

Emotes can be either the asterisks placed in front and behind a sentence describing action to indicate the permorance of that action or a short version of emoticon, which is a face made with the characters on a keyboard.

a: *runs*
b: *chases*
b: >=D
a: *runs faster*

emote by Zi October 3, 2004

wtf 

An overly used internet acroynm said to mean 'what the fuck'. Fun to say around old people.

person: dude, wtf is that?

wtf by Zi October 3, 2004

whoa my gosh 

Like oh my god or oh my gosh but more sarcastic. Puts a slightly humorous or facetious tone into the sentence with which the phrase is used.

Person: I was like "Whoa my gosh, that movie was so neat."

whoa my gosh by Zi October 3, 2004

gawth 

A way of spelling goth often used to make fun of those who beleive that they are one. Used by people making fun of people who think they are goth.

Used to call one's self goth in a sarcastic manner in order to make fun of poseur goths.

Person making fun of gawth: look at me i am teh gawth i photoshopped a picture of myself in black eyeliner WOE IS ME MY LIF IS SO ANGST FILLED.

gawth by Zi October 3, 2004