Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zi

hamster

A species of rodent soon to inherit the earth after our demise

I saw a hamster plotting my death yesterday

by Zi October 3, 2004

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schrödinger's cat

A hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity.

Schrödinger's cat is dead.
Schrödinger's cat is not dead.

by Zi October 3, 2004

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Emotes can be either the asterisks placed in front and behind a sentence describing action to indicate the permorance of that action or a short version of emoticon, which is a face made with the characters on a keyboard.

a: *runs*
b: *chases*
b: >=D
a: *runs faster*

by Zi October 3, 2004

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cow

A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.

The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.

a: I saw a cow the other day.
b: haha
a: what? I really did.
b: oh.

by Zi October 3, 2004

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gawth

A way of spelling goth often used to make fun of those who beleive that they are one. Used by people making fun of people who think they are goth.

Used to call one's self goth in a sarcastic manner in order to make fun of poseur goths.

Person making fun of gawth: look at me i am teh gawth i photoshopped a picture of myself in black eyeliner WOE IS ME MY LIF IS SO ANGST FILLED.

by Zi October 3, 2004

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