Gasty 

People with the name Gasty are generally known for their good looks, kind hearts and hilariously good humour. He listens well and laughs deeply.
In some way or another Gasty will always know how to cheer you up.
He is extremely handsome, thats why men and woman are just simply attracted to him, but mostly think he is waaaaay out of their league.
Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Gasty.

Oh Boi, I wish I had a man like Gasty to hold me thight.

Gasty by bndtrsh June 18, 2018

gasty 

A girl that is verry tasty.

That girl looks gasty.

gasty by Shanti December 18, 2006

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

pierre gasly effect

getting people to wear a backwards cap

valterri bottas has a backwards cap on, wow he has succumbed to the pierre gasly effect

pierre gasly effect by isaaaaaaaaaa November 27, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastric Blast 

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.

Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.

Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012

gassy shit 

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

gassy shit by lavazza July 27, 2006