Gawkery

The social activity of pointing out hot girls and discussing the extent and quality of their hottness

Me and George decided to engage in some gawkery on the way to class. I picked out 4 girls hot enough that you would get a boner if she started shaking her ass and he spotted a goddess

by Johny Horny September 16, 2009

gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.

Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.

by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

Gawkers

Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.

Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.

by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021

gawkers

a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.

man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk

by not gawkers September 26, 2017

gawker

A shitty collection of websites.

Why do people send me links to Gizmodo articles? It's just another shit Gawker website.

by inigomontoyayoukilledmyfather July 22, 2012

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

gawkerstalker

A gawkerstalker is somebody who tracks down celebs and then tells others of their whereabouts, actions , appearance etc.

Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!

by joanna moran April 24, 2006