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Jón Gautur 

Jón Gautur is one of the biggest mistakes a man can find on planet earth
He has no friends and will never have any.
Hey have you heard from Jón Gautur recently

Everyone: who?
Jón Gautur by Thetruthguy6921 November 22, 2021

Gasturbation 

The act of shaking the gas pump to get those last few precious drops of gas out of the hose that you paid for and you deserve.
Man, that guys a cheap bastard, he's been shaking that thing for damn near a minute now, that's some serious gasturbation
Gasturbation by TheFitz19 June 25, 2009

Gayturds 

Proper way to refer to the Florida Gators football team.
"The Gayturds lost again, they are such a shit team."
Gayturds by TehBruce October 12, 2019

Gatturday 

is a Saturday that soley revolves around drinking alcohol Gatt
oh look its Gatturday, time for a drink.

get your gatt on, its gatturday.

im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday

This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.

Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.
Gatturday by RafeNP10 September 15, 2011
Isaac wanted his guture to be a good one, and his bisexual friend Timmy said he could make that happen tonight at his house.
guture by anonymous December 16, 2020
a word to describe someone’s hair as so hot amazing and beautiful
namjoon: my hair so gaeturl!
you:i know it always looks so gaeturl!