gayturd

Like gaytard only the person is a turd instead of a retard.

"I can't believe that guy in a chicken suit was on American Idol last night,"

"Ya, he's a total gayturd."

by me, of course February 3, 2008

gaytarded

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

Gayturds

Proper way to refer to the Florida Gators football team.

"The Gayturds lost again, they are such a shit team."

by TehBruce October 12, 2019

Gatturday

is a Saturday that soley revolves around drinking alcohol Gatt

oh look its Gatturday, time for a drink.

get your gatt on, its gatturday.

im so drunk right now, thankfully its gatturday

This one Gatturday was off the chain, i was mad crazy drunk yawl.

Gatturday was so messy, it turned into Gattday.

by RafeNP10 September 15, 2011

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man August 22, 2005

gaytard

an insult for someone who is gay and retarded; or it could be for someone who is lame and stupid. also see: gaytarded

see: gay / retarded / retard

by Heather May 29, 2005

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003