jón 

a super homo known for raping children and shoving a whopping 15 incher inside is urethra. also he likes to choose his victims at churches because the younger they are, the better they feel. also his celebrity crush is James charles and he liked jeffrey epstein.

STOP JÓNING ME

jón by jónisverygay August 31, 2020

jón 

his penis is literally the largest dick in the world 🌎

his ass is the tightest ass in the world 🌎

gay guy = jón

jón by johnny big dick ass wipes April 26, 2019

Jón 

Jón is an extreme bdsm enthusiast and likes cock and ball torture he is often known for putting pokéballs up his rectum he doesn't often like woman but he sure likes guys especially straight light skinned men with curly hair and often an afro but most of all he hates all his friends and niggers the most he is very much against black people often likes to refer to them as the scum of the earth and always calls them the most nigga bitch there are. Alot of Jóns play the trumpet and they often like to be the loudest person there because they are very self sentered there music sounds like two cats fucking in a dumpster and one of the cats has mental and phisical problems.

Person 1: You're a Jón
Person 2: no u
Person1: no u 2
Person 2: Ok

Jón by I_shaq_cats February 17, 2020

Jón 

Jón, an Icelandic name for absolute fucking legends! If you know a guy called Jón you should suck his dick right now (not if you're a guy cause that's gay) because it's gonna be the biggest dick you will ever see. And don't even mention your girl around him cause he will steal her in a matter of seconds!

"Hey! Did you hear about Jón?"
"No, what happened?"
"He just stole your girl in 0,001 seconds!"

Jón by anonymous November 24, 2021

JON 

Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)

Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

JON by D-Squad October 17, 2006

JON 

KIND gentle badass dont be afraid to voice your own opinions. People only hate you because of the way others love you. Your a good man dont let fear of causing a ripple keep you from living. Also i heard this dude jon gives amazing orgasms ladies! Knocks em out for free! U are the kind of guy woman wait for. Make sure the girl u choose matches your awesomeness.

Next look up always

Jons the perfect dude

JON by HALIELOVESU July 24, 2019

Jon 

John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.

"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"

Jon by TheLovelyTay March 16, 2009