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Gasparrito

1. A particular greasy and deceitful parrot that repeats the propaganda of its wealthy masters(i.e. hedge funds, prime brokers, politicians, etc.). The foul stench escaping its mouth as it talks has a sewage or shit like smell comparable to flatulence(aka fart, beefer, gas, etc.). Often confused with the honest and upstanding journalist Charles Gasparino.
That shill Gasparrito keeps defending Shitadel. He’s lying about #AMC and knows damn good and well it’s going to squeeze. No wonder Gasparrito has to lie about a Pulitzer, he’s an awful and dishonest journalist.
Gasparrito by ViveLaRévolution October 13, 2021
Words you can keep
Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Charles Gasparino 

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.
Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up
Charles Gasparino by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gasparations 

an exclamation normally used when excited or shocked.
He said: yeah i was cleanin my room and i found like 10.00
She said : well Gasparations! That makes me wanna go clean my room!
Gasparations by Woodsgirl March 27, 2008

Gasparro 

Italian surname variant of the personal name Gaspare an equivalent of the English name Casper. This surname is famous for its musicians in Italy, USA and Ireland.
The Gasparro brother's were a famous band that performed all across Ireland in the 1880's. The band consisted of Francis, Nicholas and Anthony Gasparro. Francis was the leader of the group. All three brothers were born in Marsiovetere of Basilicata, Italy and moved to Ireland at young ages where they married and all had children.
Gasparro by m4cka November 19, 2023

Nick Gasparino 

Kid that’s always caught eating something. “Pro” baseball player that has the nickname “Gasman” for his fast pitches and for his frequent farts. Often hits on younger girls usually named Jesse.
Girl 1: is that Nick Gasparino
Man 1: yeah he’s the best pitcher on the team
Girl 1: Is he single?
Man 1: No he’s dating the hottest 8th grader
Nick Gasparino by OGMiceman February 12, 2024
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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