Gasparrito

1. A particular greasy and deceitful parrot that repeats the propaganda of its wealthy masters(i.e. hedge funds, prime brokers, politicians, etc.). The foul stench escaping its mouth as it talks has a sewage or shit like smell comparable to flatulence(aka fart, beefer, gas, etc.). Often confused with the honest and upstanding journalist Charles Gasparino.

That shill Gasparrito keeps defending Shitadel. He’s lying about #AMC and knows damn good and well it’s going to squeeze. No wonder Gasparrito has to lie about a Pulitzer, he’s an awful and dishonest journalist.

by ViveLaRévolution October 13, 2021

Gasparino

Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.

Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her

by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Charles Gasparino

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.

Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up

by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

Gasparations

an exclamation normally used when excited or shocked.

He said: yeah i was cleanin my room and i found like 10.00
She said : well Gasparations! That makes me wanna go clean my room!

by Woodsgirl March 27, 2008

Gasparro

Italian surname variant of the personal name Gaspare an equivalent of the English name Casper. This surname is famous for its musicians in Italy, USA and Ireland.

The Gasparro brother's were a famous band that performed all across Ireland in the 1880's. The band consisted of Francis, Nicholas and Anthony Gasparro. Francis was the leader of the group. All three brothers were born in Marsiovetere of Basilicata, Italy and moved to Ireland at young ages where they married and all had children.

by m4cka November 19, 2023

Nick Gasparino

Kid that’s always caught eating something. “Pro” baseball player that has the nickname “Gasman” for his fast pitches and for his frequent farts. Often hits on younger girls usually named Jesse.

Girl 1: is that Nick Gasparino
Man 1: yeah he’s the best pitcher on the team
Girl 1: Is he single?
Man 1: No he’s dating the hottest 8th grader

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024