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Gash Crash

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. Occurs when one crashes a meeting during which a woman is attempting to make her gash available to someone with whom she hopes to partake in sexual intercourse.

A gash crash can either be backed by malicious intent, or can be the benevolent act of a wingman or bromie upon a friend whose beer goggles regularly get the best of him.
Andy's bromo, Nathan, frequently had to gash crash Selena in order to spare him the fatty remorse.
Gash Crash by Nick Epic January 8, 2012
Words you can keep

gash crasher 

when a man pounds the shit out off a drunk college girls vagina,
jb threw a gash crasher on that drunk pig!!!!!
gash crasher by brassballs February 9, 2008

Gash crasher 

He’s a slimy wee gash crasher . Watch him around your girlfriend
Gash crasher by fragmaster August 23, 2018

gash for cash 

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.
Yo girl, gash for cash?
gash for cash by Kempo May 15, 2006

Gash Bash Cash 

Money set aside specifically for the purchase of sex; or for the rental of sexually explicit films.
"To make himself feel a little better, Dave removed the gash bash cash stash from the biscuit tin, and headed off to the red light area"
Gash Bash Cash by Mr Snail April 18, 2008

gash for cash 

A female giving her gash (pussy, snatch, cunt, vagina, v-jayjay, clam) for sexual acts to someone,anyone who will give her some dollllaaaa billzzz.
ellie: aahhh im soo broke!! how can i get some mulla?
youngcccy: why dont you do gash for cash? i make so much money that way!

gashcrash 

1) A combination of gash and crash... turning up at a chick's house with sole intention for having sex.

2) To gatecrash a party with the express intention of partaking in sexual liaisons with females therein.
1) "What happened last night?"
"I gashcrashed at that slapper's flat."

2) Howlarge successfuly gashcrashed a party last week, pretending to be the brother of the birthday boy, and making off with a real stunner.
gashcrash by Howlarge April 3, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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