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Gash Crash

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. Occurs when one crashes a meeting during which a woman is attempting to make her gash available to someone with whom she hopes to partake in sexual intercourse.

A gash crash can either be backed by malicious intent, or can be the benevolent act of a wingman or bromie upon a friend whose beer goggles regularly get the best of him.
Andy's bromo, Nathan, frequently had to gash crash Selena in order to spare him the fatty remorse.
by Nick Epic January 8, 2012
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gash crasher

when a man pounds the shit out off a drunk college girls vagina,
jb threw a gash crasher on that drunk pig!!!!!
by brassballs February 9, 2008
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Gash crasher

He’s a slimy wee gash crasher . Watch him around your girlfriend
by fragmaster August 23, 2018
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gash for cash

The process of selling your vagina for money. Also known as prostitution. Used in common talk and not to be taken offensively. But probably will be.
Yo girl, gash for cash?
by Kempo May 15, 2006
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Gash Bash Cash

Money set aside specifically for the purchase of sex; or for the rental of sexually explicit films.
"To make himself feel a little better, Dave removed the gash bash cash stash from the biscuit tin, and headed off to the red light area"
by Mr Snail April 18, 2008
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gash for cash

A female giving her gash (pussy, snatch, cunt, vagina, v-jayjay, clam) for sexual acts to someone,anyone who will give her some dollllaaaa billzzz.
ellie: aahhh im soo broke!! how can i get some mulla?
youngcccy: why dont you do gash for cash? i make so much money that way!
by youngdawwg&frazzie&smelly March 31, 2015
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gashcrash

1) A combination of gash and crash... turning up at a chick's house with sole intention for having sex.

2) To gatecrash a party with the express intention of partaking in sexual liaisons with females therein.
1) "What happened last night?"
"I gashcrashed at that slapper's flat."

2) Howlarge successfuly gashcrashed a party last week, pretending to be the brother of the birthday boy, and making off with a real stunner.
by Howlarge April 3, 2007
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