garthing

N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.

Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."

by Tuggs November 29, 2007

Garthing

ADJ, He had it coming.

I was watching chicken breast get cut into vagina shapes with aluminum inserted into the incisions and I thought to my self "I'd rather be garthing."

by Dnrg July 30, 2021

Girthing

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.

Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."

by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

gaything suit

Said like "bathing suit," meaning abnormally small male's swimwear. Commonly referred to as, "man-thongs, banana hammocks, or speedo"

"Good gravy! That's a tight gaything suit."

by Plex Aeterson July 1, 2007

Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018