Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009

gaetzing

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.

"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."

by Peven glugh September 2, 2020

Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating

David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."

by Grothstalker September 29, 2012

Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Girthing

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.

Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."

by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

garthing

N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.

Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."

by Tuggs November 29, 2007