Garsplaining 

A nonsense word I made up for: Explaining something like a crazy dream you had.

Example: (based off the netflix series LEGO Ninjago) 'And then the ninja flew in on dragons, but there was a massive monster controlled by Lord Garmadon!'

"So I saw my dad sitting in a chair, but he's dead! so i said 'what are you doing here?' and he-" "Woah, dude! Slow down, you're totally garsplaining!!"

Garsplaining by P0ppyhed920 August 16, 2024

Carsplaining 

When someone who never rides a bike explains road safety to cyclists.

He doesn't ride a bike but said, in true 'carsplaining' fashion; that 'all cyclists need to do to be safe on the roads and avoid any 'accidents' is to follow the Highway Code'.

Carsplaining by Brownhorse February 9, 2022

Giosplaining 

When you explain a meme, thus removing any and all elements of humor from said joke

Ethan: I dont get why these moth memes are considered funny
Gio: You see, the moth memes are funny because the moth likes light. So, therefore, any allusions to a light source arouse the moths. XD
Ethan: Wow, now it's even less funny. Thanks for giosplaining it to me.

Giosplaining by BIG MAN MALOOF October 29, 2018

gunsplaining 

Correction of technical inaccuracies or clarification of conflated or incorrect terms related to firearms.

Clarifying the difference between semi-automatic and fully automatic is gunsplaining.

gunsplaining by Winston Smith4570 May 11, 2018

goysplaining 

When Gentiles lecture Jews about Jewish matters. Analogous to mansplaining.

"Actually, Arabs are Semites too..."
-"Cmon Fritz, stop the goysplaining already"."

goysplaining by Gēhā Pikāru April 21, 2017

Godsplaining

To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner

Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!

Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.

Godsplaining by Dorchid September 13, 2017

glamsplaining 

When you are super *fabulous* and you simply *must* share your opinion with others, whether they ask for it or not.

Glamsplaining can be humorous, snarky, or even cruel, but it tends to be brutally honest.

A: Oh. My God. You *cannot* wear those shoes with that outfit!
B: Geez! Stop glamsplaining me!

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a reality show built on glamsplaining.

glamsplaining by sozh April 21, 2018