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An amazing girl who will be there for you through anything. She has the sweetest ass and can knock any guy on his feet.
That Garrity is the sunshine of my life.
Garrity by Kec489 February 4, 2010

Garrity Blues 

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.
Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

Garrity Steamer 

When a male releases his bowels upon the chest of another male that must be over 300 pounds and then proceeds to make love to their chest.
Mike Adams gave a Garrity Steamer to his boyfriend last Saturday night.

The Garrity Fuckhouse 

When a red headed caucasion male fucks a blonde African American female from behind in the ass at the top of a stairwell, the male then proceeds to punch the african american female in the back of the head knocking her unconscious and then ashits on her abdomen and smears it all over her titties creating the fudge brownie effect similar to the cinnabunns, the red headed caucasion male then interlocks his arms and legs around the unconscious blonde african american female body and barrel rolls her down the stairs.........Also known as the Korean Stinger
Yo homie I gave my biotch The Garrity Fuckhouse last night and she came for hours!

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.
Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

garrittpg 

GarrittPG
“GarrittPG”a competitive fortnite player. Most used quote “Bots hit shots”
garrittpg by Fortnite Fan 23 July 6, 2021
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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