A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.
It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.
Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.
A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"