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Gargamelian 

Gar·ga·mel·ian (adj.)
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.
Governor Sanford's recent secret trip to Argentina was Gargamelian in execution.
Gargamelian by duTrieux June 24, 2009

Gargamel 

Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?
Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.
Gargamel by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

Lazy Gargamel 

A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.
Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!
Lazy Gargamel by Psycheitout February 2, 2009

gortamelon

a meaning when a person is so bored of typeing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm they soon make up there own word
I was so bored i type gortamelon in my computer... yep your boss is going fire you
gortamelon by dogebread January 24, 2023

Gargamel 

The antagonist on the animated Hanna-Barbera series, The Smurfs. All he wanted to do was eat the blue guys and turn them into gold, but alas, he never could.

He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.

Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
Gargamel scared the shit out of Vanity Smurf.
Gargamel by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004

Gargamellian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective
Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.
This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamellian in its glory.
Gargamellian by SmoovB June 24, 2009
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