Definitions by SmoovB

Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.

"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."

Brazilian Blowout by SmoovB August 20, 2013

Gargamellian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective
Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.

This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamellian in its glory.

Gargamellian by SmoovB June 24, 2009

Harry Potter 

v. transitive, to stab another in the dick with a broom

Ron's unwelcome advances (and his outrageous priapism) were deflated with a decisive Harry Potter when Hermione finally lost her patience.

Harry Potter by SmoovB April 18, 2007