Garfungus

When John Arbuckle And Garfield from The Garfield Show get really horny and jerk off while staring into eachothers eyes.

dude 1: "you ever heard of the garfungus"
dude2: "no" *looks it up* "jesus christ man you need therapy"

by Garfield Rule 34 Artist February 10, 2021

gahungus

The clear part of a fried egg which is neither yolk or albumen.

"Oh that's disgusting, I just swallowed some of the gahungus!"

by Ringo Slack October 20, 2006

garfungalfuck

Someone who is wrong in every aspect of their being and can only associate with other garfungalfucks (deals with both appearance and personality)

That guy is such a garfungalfuck or, yeah I know that guy he is totally a garfungalfuck

by elvisphillie October 13, 2010

GARFUNGLE

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

Garfungel

Crust left on the face after giving a jablonsky.

Look at the garfungel on her face.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

garbungular

the absolute worst kind of bad (not good)

having lemon juice poured over a series of paper cuts is a garbungular experience

by toitle February 24, 2004

grungus

people who like cock and balls torture

God damn when she crushed my balls it felt so good and thats when I knew I was a grungus.

by cock and balls torture May 18, 2019