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Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.
He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.
Gardini by JMSU July 10, 2019
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Gantinization 

A sacrificial ritual where one presents his own body to an Anaconda.
127 men have been subjected to Gantinization.
Gantinization by JomshNZ March 19, 2020
an evil female. A female villain.
If you dress like that. All in black, people will think you are gundini.
gundini by Dick Pudmann September 25, 2008
To present oneself to an Anaconda by means of destroying his insides before the outside, and is deemed as a sacrificial ritual.
He desperately tried to gantinize but was unsuccessful until his 127th attempt.
Gantinize by JomshNZ March 19, 2020

Gardiniavore 

An animal that relies heavily on flowers for its diet
Bees and hummingbirds are gardiniavores
Gardiniavore by Ben McC. January 31, 2007
One whom likes to steal clothes inorder to cross dress.
A gay or straight, that secretly likes to steal to crossdress.
Gaydini can make panties and bras disappear out of women's dressers and laundry rooms without getting caught.
Gaydini by Willie Tutu January 3, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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