Gardenerd 

Someone who is overenthusiastic and knowledgable about all things garden related.

Amelia is such a gardenerd. Why does she keep posting pictures of flowers on facebook?

Gardenerd by pseudopodonym April 24, 2011

getting rose-gardened 

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

getting rose-gardened by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Casey Gardner 

The best character from Atypical and the queer icon we all need. Probably punching her brother or making out with Izzie, she's a real rollercoaster. All lesbians who've seen the show thinks she's hot.

"I am going to sit on you like an egg... Tweep tweep!" - Casey Gardner

Casey Gardner by demon debbie September 12, 2020

luke gardiner 

Not good at COD, useless

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner

luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

Mexican Gardener 

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

Mexican Gardener by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

Allison Gardiner 

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes

Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A

Allison Gardiner by 2023:) May 12, 2021

Gardener 

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.

Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.

Gardener by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022