Urban Dictionary: Definitions by vennyweenny

Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

this is the state were cool shit happens, but with downsides, on the plus you have over 500 cousins, half you will probably have sex with, we gopt alot of crawfish and were as south as it gets

downside: fucking hot as shit what the holy hell 125 degrees f what in the fucking fuck is this fuckery this is bullshit i wanna kms holy fucknuts

Hayden: bro im rom Louisiana
Some faggoit: That place sucks!
Hayden: *grabs a gun and shoots him 47 times in the head while also aggressively sexing him*

by vennyweenny October 5, 2023

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Get the Louisianamug.

william pitcher junior high

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY

Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

by vennyweenny October 4, 2023

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