As it was Tuesday, Marvin donned his cashmere scarf and took to his weekly stroll down Amsterdam Avenue. He passed his favorite bakery, the cloying scent tugging on his steady resolve to lose those last few pounds...
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
by omgitsacat May 10, 2018
Get the garbus mug.Noun. A wind sail made out of garbage bags and duct tape. The word Garbasail comes from the words Garbage Bag Sail, abbreviated as "Gar Ba Sail" or Garbasail.
That Garbasail looks excellent.
It's a great day for Garbasailing.
Those are the Garbasailors.
Have you ever Garbasailed?
It's a great day for Garbasailing.
Those are the Garbasailors.
Have you ever Garbasailed?
by Josh Levine September 6, 2005
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by marfy11 December 20, 2021
Get the garfussy mug.Commonly refers to someone that acts and looks like a retarded hobo. A hobo that is very dirty and with a long and fuzzy beard. Very close to a retarded and dirty Santa Clause.
by Kelpman HA September 11, 2009
Get the Garbunchian mug.The back end of a rear load garbage truck, that is prone to squirting. Short for garbage pussy not trussy. Trussy is short for train pussy not trash pussy
My buddy walked behind one of them garbage trucks the other day and got soaked in shit from the garbussy
by Ironheade July 13, 2023
Get the Garbussy mug.A canadian word that involves garbage disposal through your kitchen sink! When you turn it on, it makes a loud grating noise and... bye bye garbage! Some claim that this was once or may still be a trade name. The world may never know.
"I tossed all the peelings into the garburator, eh"
"Never stick your finger in the garburator!"
"Oh great, the damn spoon jammed up the garburator."
"Never stick your finger in the garburator!"
"Oh great, the damn spoon jammed up the garburator."
by Sillyish December 10, 2005
Get the garburator mug.The act of garbage arguing. Often seen on YouTube, when one-all of the people arguing just insult each other rather than acknowledging the other's point. Garbueing can also be when one arguer changes the subject to distract the other from the fact that they're loosing. A common example of this variation would be nagging about a minor grammar mistake and calling the other stupid.
J: Did you eat the cookies, S?
S: Nooooooooo......
J: But.. there's crumbs on your mouth!
S: Shut up! How would you know? You got that one question wrong on the test!
J: That's irrelevant to common sense.. all you do is garbue!
S: Nooooooooo......
J: But.. there's crumbs on your mouth!
S: Shut up! How would you know? You got that one question wrong on the test!
J: That's irrelevant to common sense.. all you do is garbue!
by $Sam$ February 20, 2017
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