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As it was Tuesday, Marvin donned his cashmere scarf and took to his weekly stroll down Amsterdam Avenue. He passed his favorite bakery, the cloying scent tugging on his steady resolve to lose those last few pounds...

*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!

Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!

Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
garbus by omgitsacat May 10, 2018
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Garbasail 

Noun. A wind sail made out of garbage bags and duct tape. The word Garbasail comes from the words Garbage Bag Sail, abbreviated as "Gar Ba Sail" or Garbasail.
That Garbasail looks excellent.
It's a great day for Garbasailing.
Those are the Garbasailors.
Have you ever Garbasailed?
Garbasail by Josh Levine September 6, 2005
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garfussy 

“andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter
garfussy by marfy11 December 20, 2021

Garbunchian 

Commonly refers to someone that acts and looks like a retarded hobo. A hobo that is very dirty and with a long and fuzzy beard. Very close to a retarded and dirty Santa Clause.
Stop asking me if i want you to suck my nipples you damn garbunchian.
Garbunchian by Kelpman HA September 11, 2009

Garbussy 

The back end of a rear load garbage truck, that is prone to squirting. Short for garbage pussy not trussy. Trussy is short for train pussy not trash pussy
My buddy walked behind one of them garbage trucks the other day and got soaked in shit from the garbussy
Garbussy by Ironheade July 13, 2023

garburator

A canadian word that involves garbage disposal through your kitchen sink! When you turn it on, it makes a loud grating noise and... bye bye garbage! Some claim that this was once or may still be a trade name. The world may never know.
"I tossed all the peelings into the garburator, eh"
"Never stick your finger in the garburator!"
"Oh great, the damn spoon jammed up the garburator."
garburator by Sillyish December 10, 2005
The act of garbage arguing. Often seen on YouTube, when one-all of the people arguing just insult each other rather than acknowledging the other's point. Garbueing can also be when one arguer changes the subject to distract the other from the fact that they're loosing. A common example of this variation would be nagging about a minor grammar mistake and calling the other stupid.
J: Did you eat the cookies, S?
S: Nooooooooo......
J: But.. there's crumbs on your mouth!
S: Shut up! How would you know? You got that one question wrong on the test!
J: That's irrelevant to common sense.. all you do is garbue!
Garbue by $Sam$ February 20, 2017
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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