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A sickly, old teacher who hits on students; usually female. Said teacher usually has a darkened wordMolester Moustache/word, and sports numerous moles.
In order to pass the course, my Egyptian History garbon asked me to tape myself giving her a wordscarab/word.
garbon by Bento March 6, 2003
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A sex toy gay hobos stick up each others urethras.
Dirty Mike: Yo bill, did you bring the Garbon?
Bill: Yeah mike, wanna see? ;)
Dirty Mike: How'd you get the Garbon so far down?!
Bill: I was thinking of you when I put it in.
Dirty Mike: (reaches orgasm)
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The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.
The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.
GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums
(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner
Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

Gabonnie 

A combination of Gab and Bonnie, which makes the word Hot Ass Eating.
Bro he's gabonnie
Gabonnie by Perido November 28, 2020

garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.
Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.
garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007

Garbogaldygook

"You actually understand that garbogaldygook?"
Garbogaldygook by Cheekli March 19, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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