Gappachino 

When someone loses by a significant gap when road racing.

All that shit talk and Nick still got a Gappachino!

Gappachino by Gappachinomedia July 16, 2019

fappachino 

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

Fappachino 

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

Fappachino by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino 

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

Fappachino by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

Garbachino 

Something that looks nice at first glance but tastes or is really crap on the inside. Kind of like a cappuchino made of garbage. Used in reference to consumer goods.

Lets buy this particle board furniture for our living room. On second thought its garbachino.

Garbachino by ac.cola July 26, 2010

guapachino 

Some one who has Guap (money)

Yo that boy Guapachino has mad money

guapachino by Mfab May 6, 2006

fappachino 

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

fappachino by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom May 16, 2019