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Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

Gaping Dumas 

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010

gaping gash 

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.
"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"
gaping gash by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

gaping sticks 

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.
Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
gaping sticks by Seatthell January 31, 2007

gaping gabe 

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon
Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.
gaping gabe by Midnightman March 2, 2017

gaping bra 

(Noun)
When a small-chested female wears a molded bra that is too big for her boobies, and the bra's gaping at the top. If you're into small breasts, this is a pretty good sign. The opposite is an overflowing bra.
"I'm an A but I usually wear B cups. A gaping bra improves my bust, gives the boys something to look at, and actually makes me feel sexier."
gaping bra by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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