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Ganjade by MC.DUCK January 21, 2019
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Ganjametry 

The study involving ganja and other ganja related products through the process of experimentation {gettin stoned, mixing ganja with other products} and observation.
Lets do ganjametry {experiment} and try to make the ganja flavoured (ie: soak the ganja in apple juice).
Ganjametry by masternumber01 October 14, 2009

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Ganjaneering 

n.
1) the art of using ingenuity and available materials/tools to create a device for smoking marijuana; the ability to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) creating an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often cleverly using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)
In college, I majored in ganjaneering.
Ganjaneering by madaboutsyphilis August 19, 2008

ganjasexual 

A person who is sexually and/ or romantically attracted to potheads. One need not use cannabis to be ganjasexual.
Steven: I wanted to ask Joan on a date.
Meghan: But Joan isn't ganjasexual.
Steven: Do you have any single female stoner friends?

Meghan: My friend Emily doesn't smoke pot, but I assure you she is ganjasexual.
ganjasexual by nacroL June 9, 2016

Ganjaneer 

v.
1) to use available materials/tools and one's ingenuity to create a device for smoking marijuana; to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) to create an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)

n.
one who has mastered the technique of Ganjaneering
"Man...I'm so pissed that I forgot my piece. Luckily, I was able to ganjaneer a pipe out of a carrot, some toothpicks, and a knife."
Ganjaneer by madaboutsyphilis August 20, 2008

Ganjabeast 

Noun, Skatamatic in origin.

A person who is high on marijuana. Refers most often to someone who is really high, extremely blazed, or blasted. Although the short-form, beast, is most often used.
"Yo we've been blazing for a good 2 hours now and my teeth feel like razor blades made out of jelly."

"What the hell are you talking about you crazy beast?"
Ganjabeast by 8manskaband August 4, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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