Ganiu 

the smell of sex & guilt, a straight up G, ladies man

Awh that guy over there smells like a Ganiu.

Ganiu by obamalover21 January 24, 2011

gania 

Gania means rich and generous. Gania is the most beautiful girl u will ever meet, Gania is friendly, funny, amazing and quite attractive. A Gania has beautiful eyes and eyelashes and a hela personality.

Gania is awsome.

gania by Gania July 12, 2017

ganyu 

COCOGOAT

GANYU IS A COCOGOAT

ganyu by NOTKAITO December 3, 2020

ganiyat 

Ganiyat is a very pretty lady that is fair to look at. She is kind,intelligent and fun to be with. If you know a Ganiyat,you have known a goddess.

I need a Ganiyat in my life

ganiyat by Dazzling Dazzy February 4, 2020

Ganyu 

A very pretty character from Genshin Impact, who is a Qilin, and not a goat or a cocogoat.

Person 1: Hey do you have Ganyu?
Person 2: Sadly I don't, but she's really pretty!
Person 1: Me neither, hope she gets a re-run.

Ganyu by FanderSkyla March 26, 2021

Ganitis 

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.

Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.

Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008

gandussy 

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.

"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"

gandussy by GandussyConnoisseur May 22, 2022