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gandussy 

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.
"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"
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gardussy 

this is the imaginary pussy of Andrew Garfield. This also means Andrew Garfield’s inner soul and effort.
person1: “i don’t believe Andrew Garfield put his gardussy into spider-man.”
Person2: “how dare you say that Andrew Garfield is the best spider-man! He really put his gardussy into Emma Stones death scene!”
gardussy by LocketLaRue January 12, 2022
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Gundussy 

The sexual nature of a Gundam figurine, especially alluding to the robotic genetalia.
It's packing some fat gundussy
Gundussy by Jock Strop January 21, 2024