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Spanish slang used mainly by Argentine guys to refer to the word “ganitas” which means to desire in the sex context. A measure of sexual arousal level.

Used to describe a level that is less than baseline sexual arousal. Often used in colloquial speech between couples.
Synonyms: desire, want, wish, yearning, feel like, fancy, inclination, preference, hornyness…etc.
Che, tenes ganitas?”

(Hey, you want to fuck?)
(Hey, do you feel like having sex?)
(Hey, do you desire a coital encounter?)
Ganitas by A669 September 20, 2021
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The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008
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Someone who is regarded, respected, and honoured.
Be a Ganita.
Ganita by Inevitablyevitable July 18, 2020

Gantastar 

A term to describe someone who thinks that executing in Naruto: Online is "edgy" and cool. This person also enjoys talking about penises and other parts of the male genitalia.
"So he's talking about Kyle's penis again?"
"Yea, he's acting like Gantastar"
Gantastar by radical brad October 18, 2016

dog food ganstas 

Ryguy and strongbad and maybe marzipan
Canned or dried we never die!
dog food ganstas by Redlen September 24, 2004
Group of girls that are hot and spicy. Every girl wants to be a gatita and every man wants to date a gatita but not many can. Gatitas are unique and they’re known worldwide. They even have a gatita dictionary that no one knows about. There’s only 7 gatitas in the whole world: Silvia, Adriana, Ursula, Lucia, Berta, Daniela and Maria. If you want to be a gatita you have to speak with them.
Are the gatitas coming to the party? Say yes, please.
Gatitas by Gatita2001 November 22, 2021
Means bichttys(kittys) in spanish
Hey gatitas vengan a mi!

Hola gatitas
Gatitas by Jowel September 12, 2017