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Ganglies

When a person is scrawny and slight and has intensely long arms--arms big enough to hug you and 3 of your closest friends because of their length, they are said to have the "ganglies." It is also called having the "ganglies," when a person who has slender long arms waves them like a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man from Family Guy.
Jim Carrey has the ganglies because he is 6'2" and his arms reach within an inch of the midpoint between knees and hips.
Michael Cera, too, has the ganglies because he is 5'9" and has arms that hit closer to his knees than his waist.
Any tall and lanky person with long arms
by Lazerfly December 18, 2012
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ba'ganglies

The testicles of a man and/or shemale. usually used in a comedic way.
"... and then she hit me in the ba'ganglies and it kinda turned me on?"
by itsyoboytron March 28, 2012
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Gangles

Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.
"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."
by BOTWN September 12, 2021
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Ganglish

The clever language invention that attempts to hide one's literacy and formal education by deceiving the reader into thinking you are 4 years old and mentally retarded. Prolonged exposure to ganglish has been shown to lead one to believe that shooting someone in the face is an admirable goal and will lead to a rich productive life filled with societal respect, endless money, sex and getting high in a large mansion until the end of days. Recent studies prove statistically that it instead leads to getting probed in the seat with a toothpaste tube in prison by an equally adept expert in ganglish...
cHEK dis KRAi-Z GANGLISH yO! i sHO b bANGen N rEPPn' tHuggg wit bote pLAYAz n sTooP hAID pEEEpz ahh dIS diZay!
by Lou Sid 1 January 16, 2007
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Gangies

When multiple males have sexual intercourse with very few, usually just one, female.
Mate 1:"Hey bro i got this girl lined up and she is keen for gangies."
Mate 2: "Should i call all the boys, every boy?"
Mate 1: "yea, the more the merrier"
by chindawg November 8, 2010
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Gangles

Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.
"I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles."
by BOWK September 20, 2021
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ganglestank

wearing sandles and wanking in public places
by the winkle warrior March 24, 2003
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