Galloupé 

1) An example of a summer snake. Someone who is clumsy and can take the simplest situation and f**k it up

2) Someone who is giraffe-like

Look at her, ruining things. She’s such a galloupé.

Galloupé by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

gish-galloper 

The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.

Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:

"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.

For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."

gish-galloper by savagewo December 1, 2011

garden galloper 

A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.

That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!

garden galloper by Chuck Butler May 2, 2007

Galluped 

Having been screwed over in one or many different ways by Internationally Known Extreme Illusionist Robert Gallup.

I worked my ass for Robert but no matter what I did for him I got "Galluped".

Galluped by Galluped Again April 28, 2009

Galloper 

Derived from the film 'Ong Bok' - A galloper is one who behaves in a certain unbridled manner in respect to any situation. It's obviously a reference to the stiff gait of a wild stallion clopping across the land. One who is acting outside of the realm of proper demeanor is a galloper.

Did you see what that galloper Jermaine did last night?

Galloper by Matthew Pryce July 3, 2006