Gallopi 

Pronounced (jah-lop-y) A word to describe items of clothing that may look flamboyant on the modern heterosexual man.

Stephen wore pink striped, gallopi shoes.

Gallopi by Zipper9998 August 16, 2017

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

gish-galloper 

The Gish Gallop is a a debating/rhetorical technique that involves barraging an opponent with a haze of falsified statements, outright lies, and straw-man arguments. The unsuspecting opponent typically feels defenseless and frustrated against the attack and is unable to deflect it on the spot. It is named after creationism activist and professional debater Duane Gish.

Newt Gingrich is a notorious gish-galloper. In an exchange with Howard Dean he grossly distorted the facts concerning the number of Americans who would be forced into a government health insurance plan by making up the random number of 131 million:

"The way the bill in the House -- and we're talking about a specific bill -- the way the bill in the House would work, if your company didn't offer any insurance, they would pay an 8 percent tax on their personnel cost.

For most companies, that would be a net savings of 3 percent, 4 percent or 5 percent. One estimate by Lewin Associates (sic) is 131 million Americans will lose their private insurance and be pushed into a government plan."

gish-galloper by savagewo December 1, 2011

garden galloper 

A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.

That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!

garden galloper by Chuck Butler May 2, 2007

galloping knob rot 

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

galloping knob rot by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Fanny Gallop 

Strictly confined to women who get a sudden rush in the groin area of an orgasmic or erotic nature. Often taken by shock and usually envoked by an erotic memory or at the sight of a very attractive potential sexual partner.

God he's so sexy he's givin me fanny gallop!

Fanny Gallop by Coggy September 6, 2006

Fanny Gallops 

When a girl feels horny and her vagina starts to pulsate with excitement.

"Oh my god I'm getting fanny gallops watching that!" *ponographic film*

Fanny Gallops by Leoleanne October 30, 2008