Galentine's Day 

February 13th, the other half of valentine's day, when you celebrate your love for your lady friends! single or no.

hey Judy, you are such a great friend to me, and I want to celebrate our friend love , not only my sexy love with my boyfriend Marvin tomorrow, so let's have a dinner get together the day before valentines day - Galentine's Day!

Galentine's Day by bobbo the robo February 14, 2013

Galentine’s Day 

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

Galentine’s Day by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

valentine's day 

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

valentine's day by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

valentine's day 

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

valentine's day by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

valentine's day 

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

valentine's day by This Cat February 13, 2004

Valentine’s Day 

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

Valentine’s Day by The guy over there February 14, 2018