Gaban 

A person who is always right in every scenario

Mazen is such a gaban!

Gaban by Mazonek July 2, 2023

gaben 

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gabenism 

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

gaben 

Lord Gaben is the god of all PC Games

ALL HAIL LORD GABEN

gaben by GABE. N May 29, 2016

Gabonnie 

A combination of Gab and Bonnie, which makes the word Hot Ass Eating.

Bro he's gabonnie

Gabonnie by Perido November 28, 2020

Lord Gaben 

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OF STEAM,VALVE,TEAM FORTRESS 2,PORTAL,COUNTER-STRIKE ETC

OH DEAR LORD PRAISE LORD GABEN

Lord Gaben by future you May 1, 2015

Gababe 

When two individuals by the name of Gaby and Gabe start an affectionate relationship that was created by Chloe, Jonathan, and Jackson to peruse their dreams to not have friends that are single.

Wow isnt Gababe such a great couple

Gababe is soo cute

Gababe by Jlopez March 26, 2019