gaben 

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gaben 

Lord Gaben is the god of all PC Games

ALL HAIL LORD GABEN

gaben by GABE. N May 29, 2016

Gaben 

A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at [e-mail]. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.

To stop a Gaben, you must take control and press the Gaben.

Gaben by NC1223 April 14, 2013

Gaben 

Valve Founder and Owner

Our lord and saviour, gaben
or
I saw gaben at e3 last week

Gaben by PixelDelta February 1, 2017

gaben 

Valve Software's Gabe Newell's Password for Half-Life Fallout. Was found out by one member and exploited into the "fake gold post" where the member posted as Gabe.

Person 1: Describe Valve Software in 1 word.
Person 2: Gaben!

gaben by Lambda.core June 13, 2005

Gaben 

Gaben is love. Gaben is life.

Gaben.

Gaben by Megafaggot65700 March 9, 2017

Gaben 

Gaben is the holy lord of everything. He hates the number 3, and the words Team Fortress 2, therefore he forbids any contact with them. According to an old legend, he delayed creating the universe so much he said ''fuck it'' and created itself. Fabulous.

We should ask Lord Gaben for help and praise him!
Lord Gaben has blessed me again.

Gaben by CreepRoot August 6, 2017