Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016
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A joke name for Gabe Newell, one of the most popular employees at Valve Software. He is always teased about his fatness and his inability to count to the number 3, as well as delaying games 9 years. The name comes from a commentary node in Team Fortress 2 where he said he could be reached at Gaben@valvesoftware.com. He's become one hell of an Internet meme ever since, with many videos, songs, and even sites based around him.
by NC1223 April 14, 2013
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Get the Gaben mug.Valve Software's Gabe Newell's Password for Half-Life Fallout. Was found out by one member and exploited into the "fake gold post" where the member posted as Gabe.
by Lambda.core June 13, 2005
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Gaben is the holy lord of everything. He hates the number 3, and the words Team Fortress 2, therefore he forbids any contact with them. According to an old legend, he delayed creating the universe so much he said ''fuck it'' and created itself. Fabulous.
by CreepRoot August 6, 2017
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