Get Your Shit Together. Military acronym used when correcting someone for not following procedures or for other minor goof-ups. Occasionally used at the end of a message for more serious problems.
gustgod is a synonym for god, divine, godlike,...
like everyone knows a gustgod is unbeatable.
all the people who tried to beat him ended up with their face in the ground. Womens and girls worship him because he is a symbol of virility. This text could continue for ages but we will keep it like this, if you don't like it no koffiekoeke for you he
i want a gustgod between my legs oh gustgod, yes gustgod, more gustgod!
dude, don't try to be a gustgod, there is only one of that
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"