GWOFT 

Gotta Watch Out For That

Friend 1: "Help! My hand is caught in the car door and it won't open... This hurts like a son of a b$%#*"
Friend 2: "Dude, gwoft."

GWOFT by Welden-01 December 17, 2018

Gwote 

"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)

Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."

Gwote by Big Te January 7, 2021

gwof 

bruh

this is a gwof moment

gwof by gwof October 9, 2020

GWOT 

Global War On Terror

The GWOT will be fought on many fronts. Even though fighting terror is about as feasible as fighting anything that's bad.

GWOT by Stephen Ferrell November 7, 2005

Glofty 

The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.

Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.

Glofty by Angelo A May 29, 2008

Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

Gooftext by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023

Gwopter 

1: a shitty thin ass joint made with leftover/shit weed that has no more than 0.2g.

2: a shitty cigarette made out of tobacco that was harvested from butts found on the ground.

"Dude, daniel is such a nitty, he picked up a ton of cigarette butts and rolled a gwopter."

"Bruh you told me you rolled a FAT joint, but it's thin as fuck, why did you bring a fucking gwopter you retard!?"

Gwopter by Kyzastevens May 30, 2021