GWOFT

Gotta Watch Out For That

Friend 1: "Help! My hand is caught in the car door and it won't open... This hurts like a son of a b$%#*"
Friend 2: "Dude, gwoft."

by Welden-01 December 17, 2018

Gwote

"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)

Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."

by Big Te January 7, 2021

gwof

bruh

this is a gwof moment

by gwof October 9, 2020

GWOT

Global War On Terror

The GWOT will be fought on many fronts. Even though fighting terror is about as feasible as fighting anything that's bad.

by Stephen Ferrell November 7, 2005

Glofty

The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.

Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.

by Angelo A May 29, 2008

GWOAT

The Greatest Waffler Of All Time - Mazlum Kaygun

Its Mazlum! The GWOAT!

by dhad July 14, 2020

Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023