Gofton

To be rich;
Extremely wealthy;
Have lots of excess money

Derived from the aboriginal language

Eya, that cunts real gofton aye. True gawd.

by Heatley hot pocket May 20, 2025

Gofton

A person or group of people that is insanely wealthy

Oi Shout me a feed, you got plenty of coin ya big ol' gofton

by Heatley hot pocket December 16, 2025

goatonapole

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Callum Gorton

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019

gofon

A very clueless and dumb as fuck person.

Mohamed is a gofon

by Infinitymaker September 20, 2018

The Gorton Fisherman

To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth

I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman

by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012

gorton

gorton, one of manchesters roughest towns, thriving with scallies and a society that will quick enough shit on your grave than arange your funerals. To be a true person from gorton, you have to carry a knife, have the skills to "twok" a car, wear cheap tracksuits and be/ have a girl pregnant at 15. such a wonderfull place! no, realy, i do love it

gorton, no examples, just weed and alchohol abuse all da way

by terra boi fromk da manc bronx October 26, 2007