A GWOT THOT is someone who idolizes the gear/weaponry commonly used by NATO forces during the 30+ year long Global War On Terror.
Often placing unreasonable amount of affinity toward or quality on specific pieces of equipment due to the fact that was awarded Defense Contracts and has been in use for "muh Two Gulf Wars!"
Often will tout their M4gery or M16A4gery clone and simps for KAC, Eotech, ACOGs, and Beretta M9s.
GWOT THOT: Yeah that swoopy short barrel AR you got is cool, but I'll just stick to my M4 and ACOG. The military wouldn't have chosen it if it wasn't the best thing for our troops.
"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)
Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"
Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"
Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."
A Gwotty is the name given to the potty of a Gweedi. They are useful for long distance travel or any other freak occurances. All Gwotty's come standard with a belt clip so they are portable, however, only one gwotty has ever been used.
Gwotty's make extremely good presents and can be useful in ...difficult situations.
the gwotti was clipped firmly to the gweedi's belt, no mess was going to happen in anyones bathroom that day.
Derived from sports video games. Typically the athlete on the cover of the game always has fantastic performance in the game, usually exceeding their real-life abilities, especially in "clutch" situations.