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Giant Wall of Text. A large block of often times misspelt, unpunctuated words that are very hard to read and even harder to understand.
That GWOT was so hard to read, I didn't even bother. Often shortened to GWOT > me.
GWOT by Splutt October 1, 2007
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GWOT • Gwote • GWOT THOT • GWOTB • Gwotch • Gwotty

GWOT THOT 

A GWOT THOT is someone who idolizes the gear/weaponry commonly used by NATO forces during the 30+ year long Global War On Terror.

Often placing unreasonable amount of affinity toward or quality on specific pieces of equipment due to the fact that was awarded Defense Contracts and has been in use for "muh Two Gulf Wars!"

Often will tout their M4gery or M16A4gery clone and simps for KAC, Eotech, ACOGs, and Beretta M9s.
GWOT THOT: Yeah that swoopy short barrel AR you got is cool, but I'll just stick to my M4 and ACOG. The military wouldn't have chosen it if it wasn't the best thing for our troops.

Person 2: Wow... That dude is a total GWOT THOT.
GWOT THOT by Dankus Maximus September 22, 2021
"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)
Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."
Gwote by Big Te January 7, 2021
A Gwotty is the name given to the potty of a Gweedi. They are useful for long distance travel or any other freak occurances. All Gwotty's come standard with a belt clip so they are portable, however, only one gwotty has ever been used.
Gwotty's make extremely good presents and can be useful in ...difficult situations.

the gwotti was clipped firmly to the gweedi's belt, no mess was going to happen in anyones bathroom that day.
Gwotty by Gweediology Student August 12, 2006
Get off your fatass you are being a gwotch
Gwotch by Gwotcho El Spacho February 26, 2017
"Guess who's on the box"

Derived from sports video games. Typically the athlete on the cover of the game always has fantastic performance in the game, usually exceeding their real-life abilities, especially in "clutch" situations.

Can be transposed to real life situations.
"Fuck. David Wright just hit for the cycle against me in MLB 07 The Show."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

"Whenever we're in Hoboken we always end up eating where Swisher (Hoboken Resident) wants to eat."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

"It doesn't make sense that Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor of California."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."
GWOTB by The Bangers May 8, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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