GWOT 

Global War On Terror

The GWOT will be fought on many fronts. Even though fighting terror is about as feasible as fighting anything that's bad.

GWOT by Stephen Ferrell November 7, 2005

GWOT 

Giant Wall of Text. A large block of often times misspelt, unpunctuated words that are very hard to read and even harder to understand.

That GWOT was so hard to read, I didn't even bother. Often shortened to GWOT > me.

GWOT by Splutt October 1, 2007

GWOT THOT 

A GWOT THOT is someone who idolizes the gear/weaponry commonly used by NATO forces during the 30+ year long Global War On Terror.

Often placing unreasonable amount of affinity toward or quality on specific pieces of equipment due to the fact that was awarded Defense Contracts and has been in use for "muh Two Gulf Wars!"

Often will tout their M4gery or M16A4gery clone and simps for KAC, Eotech, ACOGs, and Beretta M9s.

GWOT THOT: Yeah that swoopy short barrel AR you got is cool, but I'll just stick to my M4 and ACOG. The military wouldn't have chosen it if it wasn't the best thing for our troops.

Person 2: Wow... That dude is a total GWOT THOT.

GWOT THOT by Dankus Maximus September 22, 2021

Gwote 

"gwote" is a word meaning obtuse, large, boisterous and magnificent. it came from loggers in the pacific northwest that would yell GWOOOTE when hauling loads. Its usually used in regards to a large trucker stomach*("Gwote belly") or "Gwotehog" (trucker with attitude) - (Source @bigprism Twitter)

Traditional Application: "GWOOOTE!"

Modern Application 1: "Ih ruhlly got ah Gwote belleh on me... *-uuuurp!*"

Modern Application 2: "Daymm... now dhats a Gwotehog rite dere..."

Gwote by Big Te January 7, 2021

Gwotty

A Gwotty is the name given to the potty of a Gweedi. They are useful for long distance travel or any other freak occurances. All Gwotty's come standard with a belt clip so they are portable, however, only one gwotty has ever been used.

Gwotty's make extremely good presents and can be useful in ...difficult situations.

the gwotti was clipped firmly to the gweedi's belt, no mess was going to happen in anyones bathroom that day.

Gwotty by Gweediology Student August 12, 2006

Gwotch 

Slang term for fatshit

Get off your fatass you are being a gwotch

Gwotch by Gwotcho El Spacho February 26, 2017

GWOTB

"Guess who's on the box"

Derived from sports video games. Typically the athlete on the cover of the game always has fantastic performance in the game, usually exceeding their real-life abilities, especially in "clutch" situations.

Can be transposed to real life situations.

"Fuck. David Wright just hit for the cycle against me in MLB 07 The Show."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

"Whenever we're in Hoboken we always end up eating where Swisher (Hoboken Resident) wants to eat."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

"It doesn't make sense that Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor of California."
"Yeah well, GWOTB."

GWOTB by The Bangers May 8, 2008