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giggling uncontrollably to myself
you were raped by a baby???......GUTM!!!!!
GUTM by blickblondhi July 7, 2010
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Gutman-effect 

The change in the social and religious climate of a fraternity based on the addition of one brother.
4 years ago we were a house full of steaks, but now because of the Gutman-effect we have kids like Phillipe.
Gutman-effect by Gutterzzzzzzzz November 19, 2013
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German word for someone with a extreme high moral standart .
He will make the World better , but he most gets the opposit . only his meaning is right and nothing else . He blends out the hole reality.
Was macht der gutmensch den da ?der verschenkt Teddys an hungernde Männer . warum? Die brauchen das nicht die wollen was zum essen!
( whats doing the gutmensch there? He gives Teddy to starving people the dont want this they a hungry Abd want only somefing to eat .
gutmensch by Freek the hitman June 28, 2016

gutmonkey 

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.
Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.
gutmonkey by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008
Gutted laughing at other peoples misfortune, making a joke out ofa bad situation

can also be followed by a number e.g. 300 to excentuate the amount of gutment it is
"i fell over in front of loads of people earlier"
" HA GUTMENT!!!"
gutment by Stephanie Barry May 27, 2008

give it the gutmann 

To use the infamous Gutmann method for cleaning a hard drive. The Gutmann method is known as the most intense and secure way to delete data. It is based on the suggestions of Peter Gutmann in the paper titled: "Secure Deletion of Data from Magnetic and Solid-State Memory."
"Yo man, I got so much porn on my laptop. I need to clean this thing out so my old lady doesn't find it."

"You better give it the Gutmann."
give it the gutmann by pete2345 December 17, 2008
Gutmensch (good human in German) is a sardonic, sarcastic cultural term similar to its English counterparts: do-gooders, SJWs, or Woke. Those who use the term are implying that Gutmenschen, or people who practice Marxist-progressive liberal activism, disingenuously appear to be good and pretend to seek approval—further showing to suggest a supposed moralizing and proselytizing behavior and acting dogmatic, while prioritizing "right" and "correct" attitude or sentiment for the sake of having a fake self-image only to make others view them as "good" people instead of having responsible, balanced, rational, realistic and reflected decisions. (AKA VIRTUE-SIGNALING BEHAVIOR and acting like a bitch over things that are better than them.)
If you see someone acting like a Gutmensch, call them out on their BS.
Gutmensch by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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