*Texting convo *
"Hey you tryna chill today , play some ball ? "
"Nah I'm spending the day inside ,
on the couch, doing nothing. "
" Man , come on GTAU ! "
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Player :Oh god coach , I'm really tired .
*flops
on the ground*
Coach : MAN !
GET THAT ASS UP AND GIVE ME FIFTY PUSH-UPS !