A human who prefers Squirrel meat above all else. An active hunter feared by the squirrel community at large. Rejects the notion that squirrels are frolicking, happy creatures meant for joy - not barbecue.
After he moved into the neighborhood, you don’t see squirrels around here no more. That dude is totally a Gaubert.
Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!
Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!
by Thallion 1 November 14, 2017
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When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.
(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)
Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!
Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.
by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011
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