Gaubert 

A human who prefers Squirrel meat above all else. An active hunter feared by the squirrel community at large. Rejects the notion that squirrels are frolicking, happy creatures meant for joy - not barbecue.

After he moved into the neighborhood, you don’t see squirrels around here no more. That dude is totally a Gaubert.

Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!

Gaubert by Thallion 1 November 14, 2017

Gubert 

Teenage mexican who sells food

Look gubert is selling candy

Gubert by gubbb May 11, 2018

Gabbert Moment 

When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.

(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)

Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!

Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.

Gabbert Moment by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011

Galbert-Kun 

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.

Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.

Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.

Galbert-Kun by HisPromoter May 29, 2010

gaybert

a gay person named gilbert, who is so stupid he said shaggaginns

ur such a gaybert

gaybert is so freakin gay

gaybert by jessman April 26, 2005

gaberterized 

The act of getting Homosexually rammed by Gabert.

Brad's ass was bleeding from a long night of being gaberterized after the party.

gaberterized by hankhill888 August 14, 2008

gabertron 

Someone who gabers way to hard that he or she melts a hole in the floor

Fuck me he is a gabertron

gabertron by Bigfella67 June 25, 2017