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Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.
groinalplex by elemental May 4, 2005

Grindalier 

The bottom half of a marijuana grinder, where the grinder weed is collected.
How do you not know what a grindalier is? You work at a dispensary.

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.
After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

Groinaloin 

The plural of groin
OMG LOOK AT THE WILD GROINALOIN!”
Groinaloin by Chiken August 29, 2018
Anatomically- Towards the center of the pelvic area/groin

Behaviorally- Acting like a penis/any part of the male reproductive system
Anatomical: Outside the club, Leon got gatted by De'ion. The shot was just below the belt and groinal. He ain't gonna be ballin no time soon.

Behavioral: Geno was really being a chode. I don't know what burr was in his $%# but he was being really groinal.
Groinal by Hoot Hollway August 2, 2009