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A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.
The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
gotard by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004
(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.
"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"
getard by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007
n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.
He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
gotard by TonyTony June 24, 2005

gatarded 

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.
Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees
gatarded by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010

gitarded 

1) someone who is extremely autistic or just acts very autistic

2) someone who’s name starts with a g and is simultaneously retarded
“Did this dude really just hit a girl with a lunchbox
Yeah bro he’s hella gitarded”
“And that’s on bro”
gitarded by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019
A Gtard is a person who says they will play a game with you "in a little bit" but then after about 5 mins you ask again and they suddenly have to go.
"Carson do you want to play Destiny 2"
" In a little bit"
*5 minutes pass
"Carson do you still want to play?"
"Sorry I suddenly have to go"
Like the gtard he is
Gtard by Wavytoast84 June 13, 2020